Perils of a Jewish Upbringing

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A funny story from a Jewish guy named “John”

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When is National Opt Out Day?

National Opt-Out Day - Full Body Scans X-ray

Certain people are trying to stage National Opt-Out Day where flyers are encouraged to opt-out of getting a full body scan and instead get a time-intensive pat-down from security. Groups involved include The U.S. Airline Pilots Association and the Allied Pilots Association who are protesting the body scans on privacy and safety grounds.

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Lucky Bastard Demotivational Poster

Lucky Bastard - Demotivational Poster

Everyone has seen demotivational posters by this point–they populate all over the Internet. I made my first one yesterday. Hope you enjoy.

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Work Desk vs Home Office

S. Money's Desk

S. Money called me to confirm our mutual plans to go to our friend’s wedding this September in Raleigh. He started to tell me how had had a lot to do at work and that his desk was a mess. I interrupted and asked him to send me a picture of this “messy desk.” Allow me to show you the difference between a messy desk at work and a messy desk at a home office.

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Bad Word in Wheel of Fortune

Wheel of Fortune

Finding a cuss word on Wheel of Fortune is as difficult as finding a bad word in a CAPTCHA. I found one though–contained inside another word. The perfect combination of spins, purchased vowels, and players caused the word “ASSES” to appear on tv next to Vanna White for a few seconds.

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One Girl One Can

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Hayley shared this video with me of Interior Semiotics, a performance by Gabbi Colette performed on March 27, 2010. I’m going to be honest–I have no idea what this is all about. I copied the info from the video description. If anyone can explain this more to me–please do.

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Adventure Paul Workout Plan

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Adventure Paul’s quest to get healthier started last week when Neile and Kenneth coerced me into running a 5k marathon–which I did amazingly because I’m like the Michael Phelps of land. Since then I’ve exercised every day–Jogging, 8 minute ab workouts, push-ups, long walks–I’ve got to get in shape for these upcoming adventures.. whatever they may be.

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Funny CAPTCHA

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CAPTCHA’s are those images of letters that you have to type before submitting a comment on many forums to avoid spammers. Getting a bad word is like winning the lottery with those things because the letters are randomly generated. I came close to winning but didn’t quite hit the jackpot the other day.

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Thanks for the BMW

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BMW recently sponsored Adventure Paul with a brand new car! Here’s the video of the representative teaching me how to start it key-less.

Thanks BMW.

Alright, sike. But I look good.

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Furniture Sale - Everything Must Go

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As many of you know, I moved out of my home last week. I was living in the house I grew up at while it was for sale. My parents built a new home in Candler last year and the house had been vacant since then. Well, the house sold and I put everything I own into storage (minus this computer and the Bak Bak). However, I have no use for the furniture because I don’t plan on living anywhere permanently for a few years while I build AdventurePaul.com into an adventure super hot spot. The following furniture items are for sale:

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