
A funny story from a Jewish guy named “John”
![]() Certain people are trying to stage National Opt-Out Day where flyers are encouraged to opt-out of getting a full body scan and instead get a time-intensive pat-down from security. Groups involved include The U.S. Airline Pilots Association and the Allied Pilots Association who are protesting the body scans on privacy and safety grounds. ![]() Everyone has seen demotivational posters by this point–they populate all over the Internet. I made my first one yesterday. Hope you enjoy. ![]() S. Money called me to confirm our mutual plans to go to our friend’s wedding this September in Raleigh. He started to tell me how had had a lot to do at work and that his desk was a mess. I interrupted and asked him to send me a picture of this “messy desk.” Allow me to show you the difference between a messy desk at work and a messy desk at a home office. ![]() Finding a cuss word on Wheel of Fortune is as difficult as finding a bad word in a CAPTCHA. I found one though–contained inside another word. The perfect combination of spins, purchased vowels, and players caused the word “ASSES” to appear on tv next to Vanna White for a few seconds. ![]() Hayley shared this video with me of Interior Semiotics, a performance by Gabbi Colette performed on March 27, 2010. I’m going to be honest–I have no idea what this is all about. I copied the info from the video description. If anyone can explain this more to me–please do. ![]() Adventure Paul’s quest to get healthier started last week when Neile and Kenneth coerced me into running a 5k marathon–which I did amazingly because I’m like the Michael Phelps of land. Since then I’ve exercised every day–Jogging, 8 minute ab workouts, push-ups, long walks–I’ve got to get in shape for these upcoming adventures.. whatever they may be. ![]() CAPTCHA’s are those images of letters that you have to type before submitting a comment on many forums to avoid spammers. Getting a bad word is like winning the lottery with those things because the letters are randomly generated. I came close to winning but didn’t quite hit the jackpot the other day. ![]() BMW recently sponsored Adventure Paul with a brand new car! Here’s the video of the representative teaching me how to start it key-less. Thanks BMW. Alright, sike. But I look good. ![]() As many of you know, I moved out of my home last week. I was living in the house I grew up at while it was for sale. My parents built a new home in Candler last year and the house had been vacant since then. Well, the house sold and I put everything I own into storage (minus this computer and the Bak Bak). However, I have no use for the furniture because I don’t plan on living anywhere permanently for a few years while I build AdventurePaul.com into an adventure super hot spot. The following furniture items are for sale: |
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