The Worst Massage Ever

You and me could have a bad massage

I went in for a simple massage and things went horribly wrong…

What Would My Porn Name Be?

What is my porn name?

My porn name would be…

Facebook Stalker Song

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Here is a video about a guy (played by Adventure Paul) who becomes obsessed with a girl he’s too embarrassed to speak to so he goes home and Facebook stalks her.

Please Pick a Perfect Place to Poop Playfully.. Preferably with Proper Plumbing

Featured Toilets

Nicole sent me a picture of what the outside of her apartment complex looked like after they installed new toilets in every home.

Girls Gone AP - 2010 Special Edition

Girls Gone AP

Here is a Special Edition: Girls Gone AP that highlights memories from 2010. Click the photos to tag yourself or your friends.

Perils of a Jewish Upbringing

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A funny story from a Jewish guy named “John”

Lucky Bastard Demotivational Poster

Lucky Bastard - Demotivational Poster

Everyone has seen demotivational posters by this point–they populate all over the Internet. I made my first one yesterday. Hope you enjoy.

knock-knock… pressure wash ya house for fifty dolla sir

A little yard work later...

The ridiculous things I think to do–watch out neighbors. Knock-knock…

Work Desk vs Home Office

S. Money's Desk

S. Money called me to confirm our mutual plans to go to our friend’s wedding this September in Raleigh. He started to tell me how had had a lot to do at work and that his desk was a mess. I interrupted and asked him to send me a picture of this “messy desk.” Allow me to show you the difference between a messy desk at work and a messy desk at a home office.

Bad Word in Wheel of Fortune

Wheel of Fortune

Finding a cuss word on Wheel of Fortune is as difficult as finding a bad word in a CAPTCHA. I found one though–contained inside another word. The perfect combination of spins, purchased vowels, and players caused the word “ASSES” to appear on tv next to Vanna White for a few seconds.

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